Lyrics

I went to the doctor
And what did I say?
"Pull out the bad bone
But let my skeleton stay
Pull out the bad bone
I'll be on my way"
I went to the doctor
And what did she say?

"Well, I'm sorry to tell you
If it were alone
I'd reach right inside you
And pull out the bad bone
But the evil is rampant
From basement to eave
Can't pull just one bone
And then let you leave...

"Oh, I'm just ribbin' you
I'm just pullin’ your leg
You're so full of goodness
And it's goodness for goodness' sake
I'm givin’ you the elbow
I'm just flappin’ my jaw
You're so full of everything
Don't let it trip you up when you fall"

I went to the doctor
I went to the doctor
I went to the doctor
I went to the doctor
And what did I say?

"Pull out the bad bone
Show it the light of day
Pull out the bad bone
I'll be on my way"